Picking up the Ladies: There are four main ways to get women to like you:
1. Act confident. You could, for instance, walk up to her and say, "Yeah,...... I know what airplanes are." You don't actually have to know, but say it with confidence as if you really do. Repeat it if necessary. "I said, I know what airplanes are, and I know what they do."
2. Women like danger. You have two optional diologues to utilize this knowledge. The first one is really quite easy, simply slide up next to whoever you want to impress and say: "So..........I was JAYWALKING the other day......... just thought you might want to know. I didn't see any cars, but you never know, there could have been one behind a bush or something. Actually, it was at a crosswalk, but the light was flashing red when I started to cross, and I think I might have stepped off of the crosswalk linesa bit." If this doesn't impress her, I don't know what will. The second option is a little trickier, but works just as well. Just attatch broken shards of glass all over yourself and walk around that way. If you feel the urge to talk, do so by making grunting sounds. Women will be atracted to the danger and not even know why!
3. Women love to feel beautiful. Complement her often by walking up, squinting a little, and saying: "You aren't fat. You look GOOD." Often they will ask you "Why did you say that I don't look fat?" This is an example of women trying to stretch out a complement for as long as possible, so just say "Because you AREN'T fat, you really aren't!"
4. Women love security. This one is easy. Just make her feel safe by following her around everywhere, to protect her if the need should arise. If she has to use the bathroom, you can stand outside, but it doesn't hurt to check on her if she is taking too long. Often they will pretend as if they don't need your help, or even that they want you to "Leave them alone", but this is just so they can test how much you care about them.
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Picking up the Ladies:
There are four main ways to get women to like you:
1. Act confident. You could, for instance, walk up to her and say, "Yeah,...... I know what airplanes are." You don't actually have to know, but say it with confidence as if you really do. Repeat it if necessary. "I said, I know what airplanes are, and I know what they do."
2. Women like danger. You have two optional diologues to utilize this knowledge. The first one is really quite easy, simply slide up next to whoever you want to impress and say: "So..........I was JAYWALKING the other day......... just thought you might want to know. I didn't see any cars, but you never know, there could have been one behind a bush or something. Actually, it was at a crosswalk, but the light was flashing red when I started to cross, and I think I might have stepped off of the crosswalk linesa bit." If this doesn't impress her, I don't know what will. The second option is a little trickier, but works just as well. Just attatch broken shards of glass all over yourself and walk around that way. If you feel the urge to talk, do so by making grunting sounds. Women will be atracted to the danger and not even know why!
3. Women love to feel beautiful. Complement her often by walking up, squinting a little, and saying: "You aren't fat. You look GOOD." Often they will ask you "Why did you say that I don't look fat?" This is an example of women trying to stretch out a complement for as long as possible, so just say "Because you AREN'T fat, you really aren't!"
4. Women love security. This one is easy. Just make her feel safe by following her around everywhere, to protect her if the need should arise. If she has to use the bathroom, you can stand outside, but it doesn't hurt to check on her if she is taking too long. Often they will pretend as if they don't need your help, or even that they want you to "Leave them alone", but this is just so they can test how much you care about them.
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